Hey guys. I’m taking a week-long blog vacation (from both writing and reading blogs). I’ve got a crazy week lined up and I need to focus my mental energy elsewhere.
I’ll see you all in a week!
Don’t go doing anything I wouldn’t do while I’m gone :)!
Let’s all pretend that this is where I’m [...]
This is for my new unsolicited advice column.
Dear douchebag I passed on the highway with a backwards baseball hat, oakley sunglasses, no shirt, driving a Hummer with a pair of truck nutz hanging off the hitch,
Seriously. You had me at backwards hat.
Kisses,
Walking Punchline
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Dear skinny bee-atch who told me “It must be awesome to be married and [...]
This is my new unsolicited advice column. Today’s installment:
Dear guy in the gym who wears a headband, tank top, and shiny red biker shorts everyday,
NO THANK YOU.
All my love,
Walking Punchline
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Dear person who cut me off in traffic and then waved like that makes up for anything,
Stop being an asshole.
Kisses and hugs,
Walking Punchline
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Dear person who got [...]
I needed to write a new post so that the story of my poop wallet is no longer at the top of the page. Fortunately, I had the following email conversation with my friend DL this morning. I met DL in law school, and we became fast friends, bonded in a hatred for our classmates. [...]
Remember that disgusting story about the christening of my peepod? Yeah, I can now top it.
While I have moments where I feel like I can’t live without a certain pair of heels, or where, as happened recently, I convince myself that I absolutely must own a gold clutch, for the most part I pride [...]
I’m sitting at home today because I seem to have contracted what, over my lifetime, is probably my bazillionth case of strep throat. When I was four, a doctor told my parents that I should probably have my tonsils out because I had a proclivity to strep and bronchitis, but they said noooooooo, not our [...]
I’ve spent an inordinate amount of time lately thinking about my weight. Scratch that. I’ve spent an inordinate amount of my life thinking about my weight. The only time in my life that I’ve ever felt comfortable with my body is when I was hiking the AT. So let’s see, since [...]
Well, first of all, look at me using blogging as a verb. Just call me Sister Fancy Pants Blogger Jones. Or not. Whatever.
Secondly, to answer my own question- I’m blogging from the car! While its moving! For some unknown reason the IT department thought that I needed a broadband card for my work laptop, so [...]
Good news! I finally found my AT journal and so a new Trail Tuesdays will be coming out tomorrow. Guess where it was? Yeah, in my desk drawer, right where I put it but forgot to look. I’m always outsmarting myself like that. I’ll put my wallet in my work [...]
I’M BOUTS TO TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS: CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.
I’m down today. And as BF pointed out, this is part of a familiar pattern for me. Some big event happens, usually something I’ve been focusing on and looking forward to, like, say, the half-marathon, or this past week’s stand-up shows, and then [...]
