Keeping it together.

BF: “Is there anything you want for dinner tonight before your big show?”
Me: “Your butt.”
BF: “How about for lunch…is there anything you’d like for lunch today?”
Me: “How bout your butt with a side of butt?”
BF: “Is this one of those days where you are going to answer every question I ask with your butt?”
Me: “Your [...]

Lesson learned- always, always, be prepared.

I hate when this happens.  Every once in awhile, I’ll see or overhear something so random and ridiculous that I spend the next day or so kicking myself for not always having a video camera at the ready so that I can share the ridiculous thing with the world (did I learn nothing but to “always be prepared” from my [...]

A question I’ve never had to ask

Last week BF and I were at a bar and I overheard the girl next to me say the following to her male companion:
I did NOT show my tits last night.  I DID NOT!  I totally would not do something like that.  No way…I would not show my tits.  Wait, did I?
Classy.