Happy Friday! You guys didn’t think that just because I’m on blogcation I would leave you without some stand-up to start your weekend off right, did you? BF is going on a hiking trip with his dad and brother next week (so jealous), and we all know what happened last time I [...]
I wanted to title this post “breaking the bloglence” (get it? blog-lence!), but I realized that it was neither clever nor funny, and that I am just super tired. And the reason I am super tired is also the reason I am breaking my self-imposed seven-day blogcation (get it? blog-cation! somebody stop me!). [...]
Hey guys. I’m taking a week-long blog vacation (from both writing and reading blogs). I’ve got a crazy week lined up and I need to focus my mental energy elsewhere.
I’ll see you all in a week!
Don’t go doing anything I wouldn’t do while I’m gone :)!
Let’s all pretend that this is where I’m [...]
Hey, its Friday! Congratulations on making it through another week! You know, I’m not usually the gushy, show your emotions-y type. But. I wanted to tell you guys that I love you, I really really do. Cause sometimes I post things and I think “WP, that post is immature, and [...]
This is for my new unsolicited advice column.
Dear douchebag I passed on the highway with a backwards baseball hat, oakley sunglasses, no shirt, driving a Hummer with a pair of truck nutz hanging off the hitch,
Seriously. You had me at backwards hat.
Kisses,
Walking Punchline
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Dear skinny bee-atch who told me “It must be awesome to be married and [...]
When I was hiking the Appalachian Trail, we talked constantly about what our 100% perfect day would be. It usually involved a lot of sleeping and eating and watching TV, but sometimes we thought it would be spending the day playing with the action figures of our youth or reading comic books under a [...]
Happy Friday everyone! There is quite a bit to celebrate this Friday, isn’t there? Besides being the Fourth of July, it is my big brother K’s birthday. Happy Birthday K (he doesn’t know I have a blog, but its the thought that counts, right)! Also, as this is posted, BF and [...]
This is my new unsolicited advice column. Today’s installment:
Dear guy in the gym who wears a headband, tank top, and shiny red biker shorts everyday,
NO THANK YOU.
All my love,
Walking Punchline
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Dear person who cut me off in traffic and then waved like that makes up for anything,
Stop being an asshole.
Kisses and hugs,
Walking Punchline
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Dear person who got [...]
I needed to write a new post so that the story of my poop wallet is no longer at the top of the page. Fortunately, I had the following email conversation with my friend DL this morning. I met DL in law school, and we became fast friends, bonded in a hatred for our classmates. [...]
Remember that disgusting story about the christening of my peepod? Yeah, I can now top it.
While I have moments where I feel like I can’t live without a certain pair of heels, or where, as happened recently, I convince myself that I absolutely must own a gold clutch, for the most part I pride [...]
