Friday Stand-up.

Happy Friday! I wish you all were in my office with me right now. The lady who cleans the office has spent the last 10 minutes talking stream of consciousness about Michael Jackson, with such insights as “He won’t be buried like normal people, he’ll probably be in a crystal casket” and “I heard he got his forehead lifted. What’s up with that Michael?” and “People love him over there in London. And in England.” I wish I could record it because that is just the tip of the hilarious iceberg. Hey, you know what goes with all this MJ mania? That’s right some stand-up comedy!

So here it is, the thing to dry those Jackson tears from your Fawcett eyes, Friday Stand-up!

First, here is comedian Mike Birbiglia talking about fishin’ and stuff:

Next, we’ve got Tommy Johnagin pondering the limits of self defense:

Have a great weekend!