They both start with “A”

Yesterday, I noticed an inordinate number of hits to this site and I thought to myself “Self. What is up with that?” And then I forgot about it, and then I mentioned it to BF because if a girl can’t brag to her husband about how many views she has on her slowly fading blog, what can she brag about, am I right ladies? And he was all “yeah, it’s probably because that Senator who they thought was lost and instead he was out hiking the appalachian trail.” I looked, and sure enough, the majority of hits were from people searching “Appalachian Trail.” And then I was all “How do you go hiking for 4 days and not even mention to your wife that you’re leaving? There has to be more to this story.” Then this morning I wake up and holy balls, there was more to the story, the senator was actually in Argentina. And now I feel like if nothing else pans out for me I could be a detective because- boom. I totally called it.

UPDATE: Okay, so it wasn’t a senator, but the Governor of South Carolina (as I’m sure everyone else knew).  Also, he just admitted to having an affair.  How you like them apples?  Detective Punchline at your service.