You asked for it…

2009 May 14
by punchlinewalking

Okay kids, I’m going to take a deep breath and just post this thing.

A couple of caveats:
1) this is NSFW (lots of hardcore language)
2) this is not something I do in my normal stand-up act. That will come later. Maybe.
3) the camera adds like 50 pounds*

Without further ado…here I am (you’ll note, the crowd has no idea what I’m going to do…they were told that this was my first time on stage):

* that may or may not be a total lie.**

** it is a total lie.

25 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 May 14

    I love you extra now. This is THE SHIT! You are awesome. No. DOUBLE AWESOME.

    And now I shall go spread the word of this video across the land.

    I’m out, bitches.

    Ha.

  2. 2009 May 14

    I did NOT expect that. I loved all of it- you’re a riot.

  3. 2009 May 14

    This shit is goin’ viral. You’ll see. Big ups to you.
    Housewives, represent.
    *fist to the chest*

  4. 2009 May 14

    hahahaha this is even funnier the second time around! so funny that i do not even mind missing my weekly hit of trail tuesdays

  5. 2009 May 15

    I gotta say, this could have gone either way, but your execution pushed it the right way. Well done!

  6. 2009 May 15

    Came here because of Sizzle. Loved it! YAY!

  7. 2009 May 15
    Mighty Hunter permalink

    Fucking. Brilliant. Good job! :D

  8. 2009 May 15

    you are my hero! everything spot on and so motherfucking awesome!

    totally loved it and you!

  9. 2009 May 15

    Sizzle has spread this all over the land! Too funny. I will have to share this with my lovely wife. You rock rap.

  10. 2009 May 15

    Love it! Especially because I’m doing hardcore laundrin’ right now. :)

  11. 2009 May 15

    OMG, PW. I had goosebumps and tears. That shit was hilarious! I am soooooooooo proud of you and happy you shared this. You are going to be big.

  12. 2009 May 15

    Dude.

  13. 2009 May 15

    Holy crap! My ears, my virgin ears!

  14. 2009 May 15

    This is all kinds of awesome!

  15. 2009 May 15

    I had no idea you were so gangsta. That was my favorite thing ever!

  16. 2009 May 16

    This is awesome! So hilarious, and I’m SO glad you posted it. Keep on posting your stand-up…Looking forward to seeing more!

  17. 2009 May 18

    That RULED!

  18. 2009 May 21
    Daddy Habeck permalink

    Nice job, WP! I can hear your Beastie influences there. You MUST do a another one of those!

  19. 2009 May 28

    That was incredibly funny! I hope you post more.

  20. 2009 July 20
    Steve permalink

    haha that was really good, loved it.

    I just found this site by googling the AT because I’ve been reading Bryson’s Walk in the Woods. Well done for that too :-)

  21. 2009 November 5

    wow, you have excellent sense of rythm! This was great! More coming?

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